A new addition to the Cavalier Daily Life section coming every Monday and Friday
Instructions: Fill this space with your gripes, your praises or just your own views on life at the University or life in general. All you have to do is call 924-6914, listen to the recording and leave your message. No names are needed.
"Professors, professors, professors: watch the damn clock. If your time is up for the day, let us free. If you don't own a watch, listen for the sound of backpacks. We'll tell you it's time."
Tick-tock, tick-tock
"The following is a quote from my ECON 371 lecture: 'We're in circular orbit: coincidence or plan? The big planets are outside to protect us: coincidence or plan? Ice floats: coincidence or plan?'"
- Wrong class?
"Hats off to the student group giving out free fried wontons on the Lawn. What a great snack on my way to class."
- Wok-and-roll
"When you're walking past the Comm School bus stop, beware of the gate. It might come down on you like it did to my friend yesterday morning."
- Former patrol
"Where can I get more copies of The Caviar Daily? Those crossword puzzles were easy. Even though it told me I sucked, I still felt smart."
- Confused reader
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