"People need to stop doing drugs because you can't hook up when you do the drugs. And you know what? Girls need some too, screw the double standard.
I'm not asking for a boyfriend, I'm just asking, 'hey, if you are my hook-up buddy and you're going to do drugs and be like retarded and can't even stand up then how am I going to get some?' Just don't do drugs. Play is better than drugs, you should know that to begin with. I don't understand. This school is cool it's just weird, they're freaking me out man, it's freaking me out. I gotta go, bye."
-- Hook-up Hungry
"Watching Dean Ed Ayers address incoming students in old Cabell hall or seeing him on television explaining possible cutbacks, fortifies in me the understanding of the benevolence and goodwill that can be conveyed by a smiling demeanor --
constantly smiling. I bet that guy could explain an "F"to a history major and still cause some positive reaction."
-- Up in Ayers