I hardly ever use an away message. Therefore, I often return to my computer after hours of absence to find thousands of instant messages from friends frantic to determine my location.
Instant Message 1: IloveyouAJ07: Hey A-J!
Instant Message 2: IloveyouAJ07: What's the matter? Are you ignoring me?
Instant Message 3: IloveyouAJ07: Fine! Ignore me.
Instant Message 4: IloveyouAJ07: I didn't mean that! Call me when you get back <3