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Thanks to the guy who straightened out the mess in the tray deposit of Newcomb Hall today. If everyone were as responsible as you, the belt wouldn't have gotten overloaded in the first place, and the University would be a much cleaner place to live.

-- Appreciating Civic Duty

Look, if you're going to get to class 10 minutes early, for the love of God, do not sit right on the aisle so everyone else has to climb over you. This especially goes out to you folks in the Wilson auditorium -- what's wrong with sitting against the wall? Afraid you won't get out in time if there's a fire? Jackasses.

-- Civic-Minded Sitter

Okay, whoever left the rotten pumpkin outside of their Lawn room needs to dragged through the streets and shot. I have to walk by that damn pumpkin every single morning on my way to my ECON class, and every single morning I almost faint because of the terrible odors emitting from the decomposing mess. Please fix this problem ASAP!

-- Concerned Citizen

Why do they let trashy townies live near students? The people who live near me have a broken television set with a tire inside the set on their front balcony! I mean, seriously, there's got to be some sort of zoning ordinance that prevent ugly, stupid people who keep their trash out for all to see from living near me.

-- Bitchy on Brandon

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