I'd like to complain about the cold. It's really freakin' cold outside. My hands get cold. My face gets cold. My eyes tear. It sucks. Man, I really wish it wasn't so cold.
-- Not a Snow Bunny
I'm calling to say that I really like sorority rush season. It's awesome. The girls that walk around outside are really hot, and most of them are first years, which means they're automatically easy, which is great because that means I can hook up with them. I like seeing all these girls get dressed up too.
-- Girls Beware
Hi. This is my soundbyte. I really hate all the construction that is around grounds. It makes our beautiful school look so ugly. The end.
-- Red Wall Hatred
ISIS is such a pain in the neck. All I want to do is drop a class and add a new one, and it turns into a three hour ordeal. It's pure nonsense. I thought they were supposed to fix that last year when we all had all those problems. But no. ISIS still sucks, and it's still a ridiculous waste of time to even try to get connected, because the number of users is always being exceeded. How about everyone stops using ISIS for just one minute so I can get out of this dumb class I'm registered for. Thanks.
-- Voice of the People