"So I'm in an E-school building and I'm about to starve to death and I have no cash.But I figure, 'E-school.They're all about the technology -- they'll take Cav Advantage.'So I find a hot drink machine, but that won't take cards.So I go to the soda machine, but no, that one doesn't take Cav Advantage either.What's up with that?I blame ARAMARK entirely for me falling asleep in class."
--Cashed out
"As a proud member of my gender, I would like to say I appreciated the Janet incident on Sunday. Those who don't know what I am talking about should really come down from their spaceships and connect with the rest of the world. I don't think it was an R-rated show at all, especially because the whole "fiasco" lasted about five seconds -- you missed it if you blinked. But anyways, I have a penis and testosterone predominance in my body, so to Janet, 'thanks baby.'"
-- John Doe University male
"I would just like to say that it is ridiculous that the vending machines only have plain old regular diet coke and none of the really good new ones like diet vanilla or diet lime."
-- Disgruntled cola drinker
"So, we have all forgotten our student ID cards once in a while, and the friendly dining hall workers take our social security number (we pass it out to everyone else on Grounds like candy, why not announce it to the whole lunch line at Newcomb?) -- no problem. Why is it that the Pav. requires a second form of identification if we don't have our cards? Honor code? Not stealing? Only applies to the dinning halls? That sucks."
--Mad at the Pav.
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