The Miami Hurricanes cheated! They provided their football players with strippers! And prostitutes! And shiny bling-bling! And lavish daylong trips on a fancy yacht!
With the evident risk of sounding even more like Brick Tamland, I don't know what we're yelling about.
You're telling me that you were actually, truly surprised when news broke that Nevin Shapiro, a Miami booster, had been supplying a stable of Hurricane football players with improper benefits for the better part of the last decade? Really? Are we still that na