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HUMOR: 19 signs you're a 90s kid

1. The Super Bowl is never as good as when you saw Manius Acilius Glabrio kill a lion in the Coliseum.
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2. Your parents always complained about the gold you spent on the latest scrolls from the Scrollastic Catalog.
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3. You stayed up all night to see the white smoke announce Pope Evaristus succeed Clement I.
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4. Slip ’n Slides will never be as thrilling as the aqueducts.
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5. There wasn’t even enough history to fill the class textbook.
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6. You’re so glad tunics now come in colors besides white.
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7. Your uncle won’t stop talking about that crazy Vesuvius eruption.
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8. You had to stay home because of malaria.
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9. Half your friends died of malaria.
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10. You still feel how disappointing of an ending the Book of Revelations had.
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11. Math class consisted of writing DIX all over your parchment.
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12. During the shutdown you wished we could just have senators executed like Emperor Domitian.
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13. You remember exactly where you were when you heard Emperor Domitian was assassinated.
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14. You’re totally comfortable pooping in public.
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15. Your mom always threatened to sell you into slavery.
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16. You had an Emperor Trajan sign outside your house.
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17. Your Greek friends always said they were into your mythology before it was cool.
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18. Your cousin went Goth so you had to burn his village to the ground.
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19. You are more than 1900 years old.

Peter “Methuselah” Simonsen loved growing up in all of the 90s.

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