The Managing Board apologizes for the publication of two articles in the April Fools edition. They have since been removed.
Most days, we take ourselves seriously. Today is not that day.
NEWS
Incoming Student Council President Abe Axler stages coup against Sullivan
Sullivan conducts annual meeting with squirrels
Honor Committee considers causal Fridays
Faith Lyons inducted into Phi Delta Theta fraternity
Real reason behind tuition hikes revealed
Dumpling truck line to count for non-Western perspective requirement
Sullivan creates task force on task forces
In response to crisis, Sullivan sends email
Dean Groves quits to become new PiKA president
IFC elects first all-female executive board in emergency session
SPORTS
Shaq, Isner highlight returners under NCAA's 'graduate exception' rule
Tony Bennett to step down as Virginia basketball coach
NCAA deems quality education an impermissible benefit
Justin Anderson declares for NBA Draft
OPINION
First all-female Managing Board proves disastrous
HEINY: Why I won't leave my Lawn room
SPANX: Never ready for Hillary
DOWNER: We need negative majors
HUMOR
Your life isn't bumming me out
Student body blushes for UVA Crushes
"It's not over 'til I say it's over"
HEALTH & SCIENCE
Universe continues to exist, laws of physics still apply
Engineering School announces plans to build additional women's bathrooms