This year's Washington Nationals gave us renewed hope for a D.C. winner—and then lost their first two games to San Francisco. Still, columnist Daniel Weltz won't renounce his District fandom. He's hopelessly hooked.
If an unhealthy addiction is defined as an irrational fixation on something that is objectively not worth the trouble, then tie me to a chair, send in the shrinks and let the intervention begin. I have a problem.