BREAKING — RAs drafted to the Capitol for the Presidential Inauguration
By Margo Kaye | November 13, 2024The University announced that Resident Advisors will work with the Secret Service to help maintain order at the presidential inauguration.
The University announced that Resident Advisors will work with the Secret Service to help maintain order at the presidential inauguration.
Symptoms include a sore throat, phlegmy cough, stuffy nose, obsessive re-reading of text messages and irrational stalking of Instagram stories.
This program will begin in late fall to prepare students for the winter recruitment cycle.
Recent leaked footage of a new secret faculty training at the University has caused controversy on Grounds.
Ryan’s close friends and family claim that his viewing of the film “Forrest Gump” this past weekend had a profound impact on him.
The brothers are finally cleaning out the house after 20 years, and unlike me, you young-ins won’t end up in the trash. So attention, class is in session, and Mr. Petester Poker God Painty is ready to teach.
My arrival at Cape Disappointment should have been the first sign my internship was not what it was cracked up to be.
The Roast Battle Federation announced that they will be holding another presidential debate Oct. 31, but this time in the form of a roast battle.
The University will void all current syllabi and cancel all finals for weed-out courses in the fall semester. Instead, students will compete in the University's very first Hunger Games.
Whether you're the adventurous, sporty or reflective type, there is a unique experience waiting to be unlocked for you somewhere around Grounds.
I’m aware that you know of me already, but for me to tell my true story, I’ll go ahead and explain the first of my scandals.
Just ahead of the commencement of the Olympic Games, the Republic sees a chance to capitalize on its previous dominance in the collegiate sports realm.
There was an unnexpected scene of chaos as a bouncy castle in the front yard of a fraternity collapsed, nearly engulfing two University first-years.
In an attempt to broaden students’ horizons, the University announced a new initiative — “Days Off the Lawn.”
When applying to one of the residential colleges, you have plenty to choose from! Three, to be exact