Humor Columnist Benjamin White cynically presents your horoscope for the week.
Humor columnist Emma Klein gives you the motivation you need to make this a summer to never forget.
Whether you get lice or mix up nova with nova scotia or feel like everybody’s eons ahead of you, it’s not going to matter.
Humor Columnist Sydney Branham lays down the pros and cons of taking a summer course at U.Va.
Humor Columnist Jakob Cansler reports on plans to renovate Alderman Library in the coming years.
With Fathers’ Day right around the corner, here are four different relatives to celebrate, and maybe knock those loving parents off their high horse.
Summer isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be.
The legality of tomatoes has been in question for a long time. At one point, the very act of eating a tomato was outlawed.
Becky is going on a first date with a random assumedly one-dimensional guy who she picked up at a bar to impress some friends.
I don’t have time to organize your contents! I have absolutely nothing to do and I planned on it being that way!
Humor Columnist Emma Klein shares what she'll be watching this summer.
Humor Columnist Christopher Johnson lays down some epic activities that will force you to become an entirely different person and still make it home by dinner.
Two years ago, NASA’s Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite (TESS) broke up with her longtime partner, Earth.
Here are the top five things I learned from my first Field Sobriety Test.
Humor Columnist Sarah Holzgrefe details her experience as a U.Va. student in the final two weeks of spring semester.
Face it, every student around you is completely flawless. And you, foolish nincompoop, are the only dud on this entire campus.
If you’re reading this, it is either because I love you deeply or because I want you to believe me dead and kindly leave my life.
Humor Columnist Jakob Cansler exposes a conspiracy claiming that the entire University is secretly run by "Hoos for Backgammon".
The following is taken directly from a letter that my friend at Georgetown sent to me earlier this week.
The bottom line here is that all of our suspicions have been confirmed: high school teachers are not to be crossed.
