Week nine of peeing in public spaces and I’m feeling more masculine every day.
Humor Columnist Zach Schauffler describes what it is like to discover a rare “first” in a year of “lasts”
Once you’re done reading this, text your parents to send this stuff in the mail.
Humor Columnist Sydney Branham explores the perplexing circumstances surrounding sidewalks and treading on grass at U.Va.
Humor Columnist Emily Sumlin presents her in-depth, on-site findings of the most odious nature.
Humor Columnist Katie McCracken reports on the controversial initiative.
Humor Columnist Jakob Cansler covers the stunning story of incoming first year, Jonathan Moore, high-fiving 37 people that he thought were Dean of Students Allen Groves.
You might be asking why I don’t simply start running on a treadmill each day until I build up the stamina to run outside? Well that’s silly.
Humor Columnist Ben Miller shares a few tips and tricks that might launch you into 140-character stardom. Wait, it’s 280 now, isn’t it? You get the idea.
Humor Columnist Erin Clancy compiled a list of fun, flirty, and fabulous fashion statements that are sure to transform your image from dreary to dreamy.
Humor Columnist Casey Breneman presents a product that is sure to help anyone with finding that special someone.
Humor Columnist Benjamin Miller lets the world know why his summer has been so great so far.
Humor Columnist Walter Sharon describes the hardships he faced as a first year from New England transplanted in the South.
Humor Columnist Benjamin White cynically presents your horoscope for the week.
Humor columnist Emma Klein gives you the motivation you need to make this a summer to never forget.
Whether you get lice or mix up nova with nova scotia or feel like everybody’s eons ahead of you, it’s not going to matter.
Humor Columnist Sydney Branham lays down the pros and cons of taking a summer course at U.Va.
Humor Columnist Jakob Cansler reports on plans to renovate Alderman Library in the coming years.
With Fathers’ Day right around the corner, here are four different relatives to celebrate, and maybe knock those loving parents off their high horse.
Summer isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be.
