Life

Life

Your mom's an Easy Bake oven

By Laura Sisk | September 28, 2006

The English language is full of terrifying phrases: "You have an incurable disease," "Your credit card bill is past due" and "You don't know me but I love you." Quite frankly, all of these statements pale in comparison to that question asked so frequently in Charlottesville this time of year: "Do you want to live with me next year?" (We both know you just heard the theme from "Jaws" and had to create a makeshift paper bag from The Cavalier Daily to stop hyperventilating.) I keep coming back to my house here in Charlottesville and wondering why all of my roommates are not at home, even though all four of them are in the living room.

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NES: Never-ending splendor

By Daniel McNally | September 27, 2006

The Nintendo Entertainment System, or NES, was the most successful gaming console of the 1980s. Anyone with a happy childhood knows first hand how great it was and can attribute countless hours of fun to it.

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Vote Dooley-Burger in 2008

By Dan Dooley | September 27, 2006

They say to write what you know. I know words. Hence the following campaign speech, which explains my platform as a candidate for the next U.S.

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Trotting tall

By Daniel Reinish | September 27, 2006

They walk and trot. Some of them canter. Some of them jump. The horses may be asked to do many things, but the students who make up the Virginia Riding Team are the ones being judged. Riding is a club sport at the University whose members compete at shows sponsored by the Intercollegiate Horse Show Association. Members compete in different classes based on experience.

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Star light, star bright

By Bailee Barfield | September 27, 2006

Mr. Jefferson's University embraces just about every activity, interest and whim of its diverse student population.

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System restore

By Daniel Reinish | September 26, 2006

The big paper you just finished writing is due by Saturday at 8 a.m. All you need to do now is e-mail it to your TA.

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God does not play dice

By Matthew Warring | September 26, 2006

I am always impressed by graduate students as they work through the final obstacle standing between them and the promised land of academia: the dissertation.

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Honoring the honor system

By Maryann Li | September 26, 2006

Tradition has always been one of the most defining characteistics of our University. When talking about our school, we reinforce the idea that we have a "living history" -- that the principles Jefferson used to found the University are the same today as they were in 1819.

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Life

The book of job

By Chris Shuptrine | September 25, 2006

For this past summer, I really wanted to land that dream job, the one everybody searches and searches for.

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Just play along

By Erin Gaetz | September 25, 2006

I know people -- good, solid people -- who tend to turn to very adult courses of action when they feel the need for a little perspective in their lives.

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Life

What's in a Guide?

By Nicole Ponticorvo | September 25, 2006

I didn't need to be at the University long before I realized that what my high school Italian teacher and University alumna Jaclyn Bevacqua told me was true: Every activity the University calls an honor is something that other schools would have to beg of their students.

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Trading up

By Lauren Caldwell | September 22, 2006

One year and two months ago, blogger Kyle McDonald had a single red paper clip. With this paper clip, he would trade for bigger and better items, and track his progress on his blog (oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com). Last July, in exchange for a movie role, McDonald became the newest occupant of a two-story home in Kipling, Saskatchewan, Canada.

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The mullet

By Maggie Jones | September 22, 2006

Mullet: n. Any of several marine or freshwater, usually gray, cylindrical fishes of the family Mugilidae. Well, actually, nobody cares about that kind of mullet.

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My life without pants

By Ed Cao | September 22, 2006

Normally, we're not supposed to use our columns for personal causes. For instance, we can't write about how awesome Hoo Crew is if we're in Hoo Crew.

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The joy of learning (and cooking)

By Lauren Pappa | September 21, 2006

I've found that we college students, in our anti-establishment, cynical way, tend to view learning as uncool.

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Remembrance of sleep past

By Connor Sullivan | September 21, 2006

Today is coming close to my favorite day of the year. Saturday is Sept. 23. "Connor," you're no doubt saying, "why the hell are you so fond of September the 23rd?" I'm glad you asked.

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Never missing a beat

By Nicole Ponticorvo | September 21, 2006

Without fail, English Prof. William Fishback, a senior lecturer, can be found swimming at the AFC at 6 a.m.

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Calling all sports fans

By Tim Ciesco | September 21, 2006

Three University varsity women's sports teams are currently nationally ranked in the top 10.These teams have been perennial ACC powerhouses, and have proven they can win the big games, making it deep into the postseason.Arguably, women's sports has earned a place at the University. But despite strong performances from the University's women's athletic programs, fan attendance does not equal that of men's programs.

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Bringing sexy back

By Mary Baroch | September 20, 2006

Not only have we earned the reputation of being a "new Ivy" and "Hottest for Fitness," but, in my professional opinion as a Life columnist, University students are the best dressed in the nation.

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Peach

By Dan Dooley | September 20, 2006

Alright, peach, you're juicy. We get it. Enough already. I understand what you're all about, peach.