Life
By AJ Aronstein
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January 24, 2006
This is for anyone who happens to have the blahs right now. Because let me tell you, I'm there with you.
I've been in a slump for a few days.
You know, one of those inexplicable declines in self-confidence where the world just seems to be one step ahead.
You seem incapable of having a normal conversation with anyone.
You realize you forgot to button your fly about 25 minutes after walking out of the bathroom in Alderman.
You find yourself telling friends a lot of stories that end with, "Well, I guess you had to be there."
You go for a walk around our beautiful Grounds to clear your head only to find that Mad Bowl looks like the Verdun, circa 1916.
You spend hours reading the Drudge Report's updates on a whale that wandered up the River Thames.
And subsequently died.
That poor little guy didn't stand a chance.