Life
By AJ Aronstein
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March 15, 2005
This is my 21st column for the Cavalier Daily. Such a monumental achievement of journalistic grandiosity and excellence could not have been possible without the support of my adoringly devoted fan base.
That is, no one would take my place if I got fired.
To thank my readers for their loyalty, I will answer some of the questions that have come up in the mountainous piles of fan mail and give an inside look into the biweekly construction of "The Yankee." In preparation, Cavalier Daily editors pored over the stacks of perfume-laced letters, rifled through boxes of rose petals and sorted through the e-mail correspondence that floods our servers every day.
Sally Saunders from Sioux City writes, "Dear A-J, your columns are not funny at all.