I HAVE been writing this column for three days, and still it remains unfinished. It's funny -- I'm never at a loss for words.
A FEW WEEKS back, when I was being toasted in this very newspaper on an almost daily basis for an article on Alpha Phi's successful re-colonization effort, I got a call from my mom.
WHEN MY term ended at The Cavalier Daily, I still continued to write. Now, this will be my last "story" ever, and despite how many lead articles I have written about law suits, the Faculty Senate, and the honor system, this one always will be the most important to me, because it's a story about the people I care about most. Dad and Mom -- I love you very much.
I SPENT two years of my time at the University studying Japanese. I did well at first because I had had some Japanese in high school, but my grade continually slipped each semester.
THE LAST time I really talked with him, Mark Brzozowski was leaving my townhouse after an evening complete with conversation, music and a keg of Rolling Rock.
IT'S A MAGICAL place where Ernie dolls and toast dance from overhead mobiles and "the Love Train" is entertainment for the evening.
I'VE GOT A secret. It's something the American media doesn't want you to know, but I'm going to tell you anyway.
THE UNIVERSITY'S Dining Services should be commended for going out of their way to answer the needs of a particular group of students who will have exams on Saturday, May 6. One of the inconveniences of being a first-year student is having to rely on University dining halls for sustenance.
DID YOU know that our generation is considered by adults to harbor a level of ignorance and stupidity that transcends the usual levels of most other generations?
THE ISIS man's electronic voice and his closed courses have been replaced by another, silent annoyance for College students registering for classes on-line.
WE MADE it. We're finally done. It's taken awhile, but now there is no more questioning, no more confusion.
THE GREATEST thing I have done is attend the University. It is, and always will be, my most special place.
MY IMMEDIATE thought when I received my first job rejection over e-mail was, "Why couldn't they at least send me a real letter so I could get a free drink at Orbits?" The more I mulled it over, the more angry I became at the use of impersonal, casual e-mail to deliver such weighty news. Unfortunately, this seems to be a growing trend.
THOUGH the Rolling Stones don't rank among my favorite bands, their lyrics rang true for me recently as I reflected on the years I've spent on these Grounds.
CLICK. CLICK ... Click ... Click click clackety click clack? Click! Is this what all your conversations sound like these days?
I USED to be terrified of the Bogeyman. As my older friends described him, he was an escaped convict who wore a patch over one eye and would hide under children's beds, waiting until it was dark to jump out and attack.
THE WORLD Bank/IMF protest might have shut down D.C., but on campus the news blew by. As I polled people for Views Around Grounds last week, I asked many University students this question: "Would you participate in a World Bank/IMF student walkout?" Most responses went something like this: "I've heard about the protests in D.C., but I don't understand the issue at all.
ONE BILLION dollars is a lot of money. The fact that the University has surpassed its $1 billion goal for the Capital Campaign is a huge achievement.
PEOPLE OFTEN like to see moral issues in high contrast. A simple question takes less time to answer, and often can incite a response through sheer emotion, without much need for reasoning.
A Fourth Year student of mine, Erika Jacobsen, is doing fieldwork in Washington, D.C. this semester.
