FOUR YEARS ago I arrived at this University with no idea of what I was going to do. As I graduate now, I still have no clue what I am doing.
TRADITIONALLY, the graduation edition of The Cavalier Daily has held two types of opinion columns.
SUDDENLY and without warning, four years disappear. It is the year 2000 -- graduation time -- and we fourth-year pseudo-journalists have been asked to impart some wisdom upon the loyal readers of The Cavalier Daily. Thus, I have included a total of 10 suggestions (five dos and five don'ts) for you to get the maximum benefit out of your short time here.
WE HAD big decisions to make. Sitting on the steps of the Rotunda after a quick trip to the Lucky Seven one night last month, my friend and I tried to sort it all out.
FREE, FREE at last. Four years was plenty and, believe me, one more might kill me. My love-hate relationship with the University of Virginia ends here.
I REALLY love even numbers. Odd numbers give me that uncomfortable feeling of unbalance, so I naturally welcome the safety of an even number when choosing things.
I'VE NEVER been the overly sentimental type. In fact, chances that I'll get weepy about some needless milestone (i.e.
U.VA. IS replete with sensory experiences: the sight of red brick, white marble, and green magnolia trees; the taste of a Bodo's bagel or the Louisiana shortstack at Southern Culture; the smell of the stuff they put on the grass so that it will grow in time for graduation.
I HAVE been writing this column for three days, and still it remains unfinished. It's funny -- I'm never at a loss for words.
A FEW WEEKS back, when I was being toasted in this very newspaper on an almost daily basis for an article on Alpha Phi's successful re-colonization effort, I got a call from my mom.
WHEN MY term ended at The Cavalier Daily, I still continued to write. Now, this will be my last "story" ever, and despite how many lead articles I have written about law suits, the Faculty Senate, and the honor system, this one always will be the most important to me, because it's a story about the people I care about most. Dad and Mom -- I love you very much.
I SPENT two years of my time at the University studying Japanese. I did well at first because I had had some Japanese in high school, but my grade continually slipped each semester.
THE LAST time I really talked with him, Mark Brzozowski was leaving my townhouse after an evening complete with conversation, music and a keg of Rolling Rock.
IT'S A MAGICAL place where Ernie dolls and toast dance from overhead mobiles and "the Love Train" is entertainment for the evening.
I'VE GOT A secret. It's something the American media doesn't want you to know, but I'm going to tell you anyway.
THE UNIVERSITY'S Dining Services should be commended for going out of their way to answer the needs of a particular group of students who will have exams on Saturday, May 6. One of the inconveniences of being a first-year student is having to rely on University dining halls for sustenance.
DID YOU know that our generation is considered by adults to harbor a level of ignorance and stupidity that transcends the usual levels of most other generations?
THE ISIS man's electronic voice and his closed courses have been replaced by another, silent annoyance for College students registering for classes on-line.
WE MADE it. We're finally done. It's taken awhile, but now there is no more questioning, no more confusion.
THE GREATEST thing I have done is attend the University. It is, and always will be, my most special place.
