When I thought about what to write for my last normal-running column, I naturally thought of my passion.Clothes.I mean, how great are clothes?
Before college, after college, and in any setting other than college, people get together for parties because of their own volition and, separately, ask other people on dates.Reader: But I go to U.Va.
Some of you spent your Spring Breaks in tropical climes with frosty drinks by the sea.
We all know that the second-most iconic setting at the University
When I think of the Super Bowl, my mind goes to one of the most obvious topics: Why does a big football game spawn tons of food drives?
Once I returned to Grounds after Winter Break, I was forced to participate in a semiannual U.Va.
Dear friends, legitimate family, illegitimate family, coworkers we despise and anyone else within striking distance of the postage stamp affixed to this envelope, Happy Holidays!
Alright kids, we?re back with another installment of ?the greatest YouTube videos posted by people you have never seen nor met, and who should not even possess a license for video-posting as most of their ?work? is dumb and involves misbegotten ne?er-do-wells jumping off the roofs of their homes ? OK, strangers? homes, the first batch of people don?t actually have homes since they spend too much time posting videos and thus failed to ever become gainfully employed, resulting in the repossession of their previously occupied excuse for a house that was ultimately condemned by local authorities ? into backyard pools only to realize mid-air that, shucks, they forgot to fill the thing with water ? watch and see what happens? ever ... list.
Lots of people today find themselves very distracted when trying to study.
There?s going to be a new president. If that is news to you, it?s probably best ... you know what, if that is news to you, you probably aren?t able to make it to the end of this sentence, so !@#$ it.
