Shane Valero is basically the coolest first-year you'll ever meet. A man of few words -- or at least, few correctly spelled words -- Shane came to the University with many laurels already attached to his name.
When last we left him, Daniel Dooley was in a very precarious position, struggling to hang onto the edge of a cliff with one hand while maintaining a tight grip on his baggie of PCP with the other.
When Tom Cruise asked me to join the Church of Scientology last week, I was shocked. Why would Tom Cruise, a level VII Operating Thetan (OT), care so much about me, a regular person (RP)? Why did he choose me out of all the patrons dining at Denny's that Sunday afternoon?
Etymology of the day: The word "gladiator" derives from the Latin word gladiator, meaning "gladiator." Pretty cool, huh?
Have you ever noticed how people judge you by what kind of stuff you own? For example, if you own a car, people automatically assume you know how to drive.
The controversy over the "not gay" chant during the "Good Ol' Song" at football games has assumed a life of its own.
Student: Sam Bulasky Class: SPAN 101 "Family Matters" character: What? Attentiveness: 1 Enthusiasm: 1 Hotness: I don't think it would be appropriate for me to comment on a student's physical appearance, but if I had to, I would say 1. Overall score: 1 Professor's Comments: When he wasn't snoozing in class, Sam pretended to take notes on his laptop.
When you're a fourth-year, they give you this shiny poster with a list of the top things to do before graduation.
When I arrive at the gym, heads immediately turn. Maybe it's the fact that I always sport my custom-fitted Manotard, which is like a leotard, but without all that excess fabric, and is designed especially for men.
Every three seconds somebody breaks the honor code. In fact, I broke it in the last sentence. It's only every four seconds that somebody breaks the honor code.
