How do you find "The One?" Just ask Wendy Straker, author of "Sexy Jobs in the City: How to Find your Dream Job Using the Rules of Dating." The informative guide, which hit shelves in January, takes a close look at the hotbed of eligible career paths and lays down the steps for a girl to get The One she's after.
This column is dedicated to the memory of the Chang House. Imagine yourself on a saki bomb river with tangerine sauce and flying shrimp skies. Four years, $100,000 later, and at last, my dissertation: "The Existential Ephemeral Essence of the Quintessential Epitome of the University Experience." Today I woke up and acknowledged the reality of the world we live in -- a world where I must face a relentless stream of e-mails trying to sell me male enhancement drugs.
It was 7 p.m. Monday evening, and I was injecting Dr Pepper into my veins and popping M&M's like they were candy, after that whole Daylight Savings change threw me out of whack.
Until Spring Break in Key West, I never believed in the existence of parallel universes, attractive hair gel or guys that were only out for a piece of commitment.
A good pair of sunglasses can hide several things: bloodshot eyes, black eyes, glassy eyes and the fact that you are dead.
Tap Leaks, Jaberwoke's Bouncers Covert Identity is Blown.The University wasn't kidding when they sent out those safety alert e-mails.
I have reason to believe that rodents are copulating in my oven. In all honesty, I've actually never opened the oven during the five month period that I've lived in my apartment, but that only serves to strengthen my notion.
I thought my resume was dreamy. I thought my resume would turn all possible employers into Pavlov's dogs who salivated in their corner offices at the slightest scent of its Kinko ink.
Picture this scenario: Carrie Bradshaw, needing some technological intimacy, is spooning with her laptop after a rendezvous with Mr. Big who failed to cuddle.
All great men have great dreams. All hygienically-challenged, "Old School" quoting, college boys do not.
