She does not owe us anything, and frankly, Katie Couric has given us unrealistic expectations for how much famous alumni really like to hang around.
Humor columnist Emily Sumlin ponders the feeling of looking around at U.Va. and seeing excellence everywhere.
Anyway, as trumpeters of the world's okayest sweatshirt, Guides are taught to be honest, to give students the unfiltered truth of the U.Va. experience.
Humor Columnist Emily Sumlin presents her in-depth, on-site findings of the most odious nature.
Face it, every student around you is completely flawless. And you, foolish nincompoop, are the only dud on this entire campus.
Connor, a fresh-faced first year, faces his biggest challenge yet: a girl's shoulder.
