Unlike the world of Ducktales and Darkwing Duck, which apparently exists in a parallel universe populated by intelligent super-mallards, the world of Rescue Rangers takes place in our own reality, albeit animated.
As most of you know, this Monday every structure in Shanty Town, also known as Tent City, also known as The Sleeping Bag-ademical Village, was issued a memorandum from Executive Vice President Leonard Sandridge stating that the structures be removed from Madison Hall by 10 a.m.
Yesterday The Cavalier Daily reported that the University's own Mock Trial Club won the Collegiate Mock Trial National Championship in glitzy Des Moines, Iowa.
When I woke up Saturday morning and realized that no one had pulled an April Fool's Day prank, I was sorely disappointed in the world. When I woke up Sunday morning and found out I had been cheated out of an hour's worth of sleep, I thought, "The day after April Fool's Day ... I didn't even see it coming!
Last night, the University Democrats held their annual "UDems Date Auction," where various U.Va. celebrities and politicos were auctioned off to raise money for the Shelter for Help in Emergency. While the lineup proved to be an impressive collection of the best and brightest, there were some faces I thought were missing.
As April approaches, most of us see the end of the school year and begin making plans for when we're away from the University.
Spring Break, Woo! ... is what one would proclaim if they had a vacation comprised of anything other than sitting at home watching FX. There is one thing I did learn over break, though: how entrancing as dumb a show as "Deal or No Deal" can be.
With polls closing today, it's time to bid a fond farewell to University election season yet again.
This week I learned Subway has officially disbanded the Sub Club. First of all, why was this not more widely publicized?
After this weekend's winter storm, I'm completely convinced that snow is the ultimate in procrastination devices.
