Inappropriate appropriations
By Josh Cincinnati | April 27, 2007It's difficult to describe how disappointed I am with the Student Council space allocation process.
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It's difficult to describe how disappointed I am with the Student Council space allocation process.
There comes a time in every man's life when he has to move on. Since I have acted like a little boy for most of my life, I have only had to face this truth recently, most notably after my roommates forcibly burned my blankie in effigy.
Your 21st birthday only happens once. Well, that's not entirely true -- if you're tricky and understand the International Date Line, it can happen twice.
International affairs. Spy stories. Worldwide conspiracies and intrigues. James Bond. And occasionally, Carmen Sandiego.
As all you avid Al-Josh-Zeera fans (Mom and Dad) are aware, I haven't exactly been keeping to my column's main theme in recent weeks.
After going through an inordinate amount of reading this weekend, I have finally figured out what makes my assignments so utterly boring.
P1. Sometimes it becomes necessary to break the boundaries of conventional social norms and do something completely different and random.
Boredom: The act of being "bored," further defined as the process by which boredom is cultivated, which in it of itself is an infinite loop of definitions and pretty boring.
The air can be heavy to breathe sometimes. Such is the case when you have bronchitis. There's nothing much you can do about it -- it just sticks to the back of your throat and goes down like oil.
I offend people. Sometimes I intend it, other times I don't, but either way lots of people are offended by my existence.
