Humor columnist Katie Tripp pens a plea to all scooterers on Grounds.
Humor columnist Katie Tripp describes President Ryan’s new program to add additional lawn rooms.
Humor Columnist Katie Tripp describes just how much Tony Bennett is a stud.
Humor Columnist Katie Tripp goes over a few standard rules and regulations for apartments in Cville.
You might be asking why I don’t simply start running on a treadmill each day until I build up the stamina to run outside? Well that’s silly.
![I would love to catch up [in office hours/literally whenever you specifically have listed you are not available].](https://snworksceo.imgix.net/cav/bcf7c74f-0cec-4b9d-984a-5a41f4906469.sized-1000x1000.jpg?w=1000&ar=16%3A9&fit=crop&crop=faces&facepad=3&auto=format)
I have attached a [writing sample/cover letter/interpretive dance video/bribe] to this email that I think will help you get to know me a little bit better.
Rule #471: No writer of the Cavalier Daily is to ever use an Oxford comma in any article.
What building on Grounds would you date and why? The French House, because it’s structurally attractive and probably has an accent.
I’d be really pushing it if I wrote an entire article about table salt that was meant to be used as table salt.
Kylie Jenner, as per usual, is 100 percent correct.
