Now if some of you are sitting at home reading the title and first paragraph thinking how entitled and self-centered this author must be to not appreciate his situation, just wait.
Ways to avoid wasting time studying from Humor Columnist Malachy Dwyer.
A guide on how to throw a party and get away with it.
My advice is free, so please no gifts or financial rewards are necessary.
Do not fret, my yet-to-be new friends, I have successfully navigated these treacherous waters and I have five new friends.
