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Megan Fanale and Meghan Moran


Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning

Fittingly, our last column begins with the last man any of us should probably turn to for relationship advice: the unforgettable, poster boy of generalized anxiety, Alvy Singer of "Annie Hall." If you haven't seen the film, get to your Netflix queue stat, but for now, you can just peruse the following two-second plot summary: "Annie Hall" (1977) is the tale of the not-so-storybook romance of Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) and Annie Hall (Diane Keaton). The two get together, grow apart and rehash their past dating disasters in this quirky take on Manhattanite mating. Old Woody, er, Alvy, may be discombobulated, over-analytical and pretty sexually unattractive.

Girls and guys gone wild

Maybe the Bloodhound Gang was on to something when they sang, "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." In opposition to Bloodhound's crude breakdown of things, Disney has made a fortune convincing us that animals fall in love happily ever after, just like us, with complex emotions and all.

E. None of the above

Is he the one? Find out in five minutes!!! Solve all your lover's quandaries with our Cosmlo quiz exclusive: You're trapped in a burning building where the only hope of escape is your burly, manwich of a lover.

Fighting the good fight

When you meet that right guy or girl, the first few whirlwind weeks might have you believing that you've boarded the love boat -- so exciting and new -- but no relationship is smooth sailing for long.

Make like Mick

They say that a rolling stone gath-ers no moss, but there's no denying that Mick Jagger has acquired a certain patina as he's rocked through the ages.

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