While grading outlines have been nuked from the Batten website like they were factual information at the Smithsonian, I can assure you that the curve is still very real
As they, too, were former children, The Cavalier Daily’s esteemed Humor desk decided to answer some common questions these youngins’ parents left on the UVA 2029 Facebook group
The Board of Visitors unanimously passed a resolution Monday afternoon that added “swearing” to the list of actions prohibited by the University’s Honor Code, alongside the existing lying, cheating and stealing
Cavman has had essentially no character development in the near-century that he has existed on Grounds
Furthermore, orienting itself wouldn’t be possible without leading students around Grounds for eight hours under the summer sun!
In a Board of Visitors meeting Thursday, the University announced plans to demolish Brooks Hall and erect a Dave & Buster’s location in its place.
The following is a letter from the “q.u.i.r.k.y. society”
The founding of DNut follows a pattern of increased human-like squirrel activity around Grounds.
Perhaps as time passes and fan engagement grows, hype at JPJ could soar to the lofty heights currently occupied by the Virginia Cavaliers football team.
Ryan’s close friends and family claim that his viewing of the film “Forrest Gump” this past weekend had a profound impact on him.
