Recent leaked footage of a new secret faculty training at the University has caused controversy on Grounds.
The University will void all current syllabi and cancel all finals for weed-out courses in the fall semester. Instead, students will compete in the University's very first Hunger Games.
You may be wondering why I always played an almost invisible background character. But, you see, it turns out I had been training for a role I had set my eyes on for my whole life.
“It’s dead,” she cried. A death? I leaned forward. Now this was intriguing. “What’s dead?” I pressed. A grade? A dream? True love? “My best friend’s New Year's resolution."
Below, I have listed three tried and tested tips and tricks to rediscovering yourself after your toxic relationship with your exams.
On Friday, the Swifties at U.Va., a relatively new but also exceptionally loud CIO, were spotted in billowing lavender and sky blue polka-dotted pants secured to their waists by green suspenders that had painted snakes running down them
Few things are of practical use when they are archaic and mammoth sized — certainly, textbooks, the Taco Bell in your minifridge and your personal grudges have absolutely no business being either. But archaic and mammoth sized vocabulary, on the other hand, is an art.
